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Marie

When Marie was 16, she hoped that one day she would have a boyfriend.

When she was 18, she got a boyfriend, but there was no passion.So she decided she needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college she dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So Marie decided she needed a guy with stability.

When she was 25, she found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that she decided she needed a guy withsome excitement.

When Marie was 28, she found an exciting guy, but she couldn't keep up with him.

He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met.
He made Marie miserable as often as happy.
He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So Marie decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When she turned 31, she found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced Marie, took everything she owned, and ran off with her best friend.

And now, Marie 47 decided to find a guy with a big dick!


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